Imagine starting a new job, and on the first day, you are handed 40 different terms and are expected to perform them perfectly within 30 minutes.

Absurd right? 

Welcome to the curly girl world. 

Before you can get into the club, you gotta know porosity, density, curl number, moisture/protein ratio, hydral fatigue, dew points, microplopping, squish to condish, prayer hands, hover drying, rake and shake, fill and seal, flip coat scrunch, double application, map method, cg method, co-washing, apple cider vinegar rinse, rice water protein rinse, oil cleansing, 123 gel, roping, claw hand, plopping, shingling, fingercoil train, pulsing, pinning, pineapple, water soluble silicones vs. non water soluble silicones, ph of hair/products, wet frizz, halo frizz, protein sensitive, glycerin sensitive, medusa clip, smashters,pixie difuse, glaze, coat, fluff, sotc, loc, bowl method,and you better be a scientist or some kind of chemist who knows how to read ingredients. 

No wonder you quit.

No wonder you are frustrated and overwhelmed.

I don’t blame you.